- me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
- friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
- me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
IM AT THE ZOO AND I ALMOST TOUCHED THE ANIMAL ABSNHSDJJJHHK
You’re A Hazard, Harry
This is the price of their sin… These fools attempted human transmutation– the greatest taboo for any alchemist! In their arrogance, they tried to bring someone dead back to life!
"They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy"